nessanotarized:

nikkisanjuan:

How to ruin your children’s porn step 1

That’s parenting done right

lmaooooooo

(via aliza-equals-awesomeness)

nettumbles:

the4mat:

kennyboss:

howtosucceedinwhoring:

1) our President is a Prime Minister

2) our Prime Minister is a She

3) She is an Atheist

and we have had ‘Obamacare’ for like… ever

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Lmao

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the best response^

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bavian:

me too

(Source: newkidsonmycock11, via the-pr0fessor)

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I wanna know what people assume about me because of my tumblr.

Put an assumption in my ask. I’ll confirm or dispute it. I’m not gonna be mean or anything, I’m just very interested.

(Source: askboxmemes, via fragile-capric0rn)

Fun fact: When this was filmed, the explosion didn’t go off at the right time but was delayed by a second or two, so Heath Ledger’s reaction is completely real.

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